Church Sign Generator

I love those church signs at the side of the road that spout nuggets of wisom. I saw one the other day that made me laugh. It said, "God said it, we believe it, that settles it." This link is to a church sign generator and is just what I have been waiting for! I have seen so many ridiculous church signs around here lately. Now it's my turn!

Church Sign Generator - Make Your Sign

9 Comments:

WHAK'd said...

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Chris said...

Oh, fricken sweet- at last I have another tool to use in my evil PR campaign on behalf of my shapeshifting lizard bretheren!

Osiris said...

YEA Chris! You thought you could hide your comments in this blog, and not have to answer the other one, eh? At least here you seem to have given up the disgusting charade, and you finally admit you are involved with the Homo-Reptilius invasion force.....

Chris said...

Quiet ye, Osiris! I have no need to hide my true intentions now that I have a church sign generator at my disposal.

matt said...

ha! There are so many fakers out there pretending to be reptilian to get into the best night clubs. Stop trying - we recognise eachother on sight.

Osiris said...

I know you all recognize each other. You don't even need sight, hell I can smell the fetid stench of reptile infiltration going on here. Always remember, even if you have a church sign generator, there are people who can STILL see through your lies!

I recognize the "church" as one of your many devious attempts to poison minds.....

Damn dirty reptile-humanoids!

matt said...

"Damn dirty reptile-humanoids!"

It sounds like you need diversity training. Repitilians are just like humans - all we want is people of all colors and creeds, whether skin or scale, to hold hands under a rainbow in peace and harmony. I have always said that prejudice cannot withstand real life contact. I bet you have never actually met a reptilian, and your prejudice stems from your skin privilege - and automatic privilege held by people of skin, and denied to people of scale. Blue eyed is a good example of the dynamic I am talking about.

Osiris said...

This has nothing to do with diversity. We are talking about evil space reptiles that came to this planet and through intentional genetic manipulation, created an entirely new sub-species of humans. Homo-Sapien-Reptilious. They can take the form of ANY regular human, of any race. They shape-shift into their true reptile form only when alone with their own kind, at the ritual murders they perform on true pure-blood humans. This does not call for "diversity training". They have the same "skin privilege" as I do, when they choose to take human form. They are the ultimate threat to mankind, and if you choose not to stand with me and the others fighting against them, you are either one of them or a species-traitor. Either way, you will fall with them. Nothing and I mean NOTHING will get in our way. The Reptile-Humanoids will all die, along with those who attempt to stand in the way or help them. I have met some of them, and I had the great honour and privilage of burning them alive, so you can save the happy peace and harmony bit. They came here to destroy all true humans. They started this war, but they will not be the ones to finish it.....

bl4ckbl4d3 said...

There here to use us as cattle, they don't give two sh*ts about us. They're behind global warming and George W. Keep up the good fight!