There is a question I have been wondering about for a long time. How did dinosaurs have sex?Very carefully I'll bet.
The dinosaurs would need to consider the trajectory of all sorts of horns and spines. Not to mention their immense girth!
Using the most realistic dinosaur models available to current science I have tried to demonstrate what dinosaur sex may have looked like. Rather than the above, more traditional idea, I believe it looked more like the picture below.
Most species of dinosaurs would have been allowed to participate in these blood-drenched dinosaur orgies. With such perversion it is no wonder they went extinct.
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Well, Chris seems to be the official PR person of the Reptile-Humanoid invasion force, so maybe he would have useful information on how these ancient creatures managed to reproduce? I don't think he would have any reason to lie in this case, as the dinosaurs are all gone now. Or are they? If not, they are next on my list!!!
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Whoa! I though the Reptile-Humanoid's were from deep space. How would a current day Reptile-Humanoid know anything about creatures that existed on Earth millions of years ago?
Sure sure, laugh it up. But face it: if a pack of wild velociraptors wanted to have their way with you, what would you do? You'd take it like a bitch. Yeah, that's right.
Well, the original reptile aliens had much longer life-spans than the reptile-humanoids of today. The genetic mutation they underwent cut their life-span down to about 300 years. The true pure-blooded reptile aliens had life-spans in the millions of years, so this planet has been watched by them for quite some time. It is only now that they have really made a move to take over the planet. I just thought maybe Chris would have the story passed down to him and could maybe shed some light on the subject. I was wrong. All Chris is good for is preventing the light from being shed on anything.
Luckily I don't have to deal with velociraptors, only Reptile-Humanoids and they are getting easier to kill by the day.....
Actually, i figured out how velociraptors do it pretty easily. The problem came when I thought of a creature like stegosaurus. It seems like a traditional mounting would result in punctured organs!
Does anyone know any good internet sites that sell dinosaur
porn.
Aren't the pictures above enough?
Sicko.
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