Massive Crack Threatens Texas & Free World

"A massive crack in the earth opened up last week in Claude, Texas and it's creating a stir among geologists. Some parts measure more than 30-feet deep and it drained what used to be a pond."

I guess Hell wants its president back...

Massive Crack Opens In Earth In Texas

Whitley Strieber's Little Grey Men


"What I saw before me was a small room like the interior of a tent, populated by enormous insects. These insects were at once strange, distant-seeming creatures, totally unlike me and not communicating any sense of the human at all, and yet at the same time aware of me in a way that eloquently and terrifyingly signaled intelligence."

I read Whitley Strieber's book Communion when I was pretty young. It had quite an effect on me. This was a man who really believed what he was saying. He was terrified! I wasn't so convinced by later books. It was like Carlos Castaneda. His first couple books were amazing and very believable. A few books later it seemed like he was stretched pretty thin and more concerned with making money than telling the truth.

Whitley Strieber's Unknown Country

The Gay Bomb

"Gay bomb is an informal name for a potential non-lethal chemical weapon, which a U.S. Air Force research laboratory speculated about producing."

"it was suggested that a strong aphrodisiac could be dropped on enemy troops, ideally one which would also cause "homosexual behaviour". The aphrodisiac weapon was described as "distasteful but completely non-lethal". It is not known whether this chemical has been developed further. The document also included many other off-beat ideas, such as spraying enemy troops with bee pheromones and then hiding lots of beehives in the combat area."


Gay bomb - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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The Gay Bomb

Emperor Benedict XVI "Black Pope"



I have been hearing stories from some conspiracy-nut friends claiming that the new pope is a scary and possibly evil man. I don't know. I have never met him. They claim he may be something called "the Black Pope" and may herald the end of the world. One thing I heard, which kind of disturbed me was that "Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was known as the "Panzer Cardinal" at the Vatican because he served in the Wehrmacht under Hitler during World War II." Anyone have any thoughts on this? I admit I am fairly ignorant on the subject of Black Popes.

PS
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The Black Pope

Didgeridoo helps sleep problems


"Daily playing of a didgeridoo can help alleviate sleep problems, a study says.

Swiss researchers found using the instrument for 25 minutes a day helped people with sleep apnoea, the British Medical Journal reported."

I have been playing the didgeridoo for many years. I find it's sound to be very relaxing.

BBC NEWS | Health | Didgeridoo 'helps sleep problems'

I was a mind-control slave of Joseph Mengele

Arizona Wilder is a celebrity in the Insane Reptile Conspiracy Community (IRCC). Arizona Wilder was ritually abused as part of her indoctrination into the reptile underworld. This included trips to Moscow as a young child, where she was immersed in cold water to bring on near-death experiences which would awaken her latent psychic abilities, and her chief handler was Nazi scientist Joseph Mengele.

"These creatures who rule our planet can't enter our dimension on their own; they need to be anchored here with a sacrifice, and need adrenalchrome to keep them in human form. This chemical only comes into the blood when the victim has been tortured and traumatized - Arizona's job was to preside over the ceremonies and act as a conduit for the reptilians."

Raising Arizona Wilder

GWAR Action Figures


Tell me the marauding heavy-metal monsters of GWAR couldn't be turned into some great action figures! If your not very familiar with GWAR make sure to look at the large version of this pic to get all the great details on their costumes. They have so many great characters. They could even bring back some of the old characters like Sexecutioner and Techno-Destructo. They would be great! So how about it Todd McFarlane, quit wasting time with ugly Janis Joplin and Kurt Cobain figurines, when you could be making something GOOD!

GWAR Homepage

Dinosaur Sex?

There is a question I have been wondering about for a long time. How did dinosaurs have sex?

Very carefully I'll bet.

The dinosaurs would need to consider the trajectory of all sorts of horns and spines. Not to mention their immense girth!

Using the most realistic dinosaur models available to current science I have tried to demonstrate what dinosaur sex may have looked like. Rather than the above, more traditional idea, I believe it looked more like the picture below.

Most species of dinosaurs would have been allowed to participate in these blood-drenched dinosaur orgies. With such perversion it is no wonder they went extinct.

Giant Squid Frozen In Ice

That is one creepy squid. It looks like it could come to life at any moment and sucker those kids to death. Quit staring at me! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Make it blink!

New squid on the (ice) block

The Meat Helmet

"If you want to eat a Big Mac and be physically fit, the Meat Helmet will teach you the arduous pains of enjoying such a luxury. Pneumatic "air muscles" control the helmet, forcing the user to eat at intervals specified by a central processing unit located on a belt. The on-board program sends out commands to an electronic valve, which controls the supply of compressed air to the air muscles.

The user punches in the amount of calories about to be consumed (Big Mac = 560) on a keypad and the program will calculate how many chews are needed to burn them off (chewing = 70 calories/hour), commencing the forced-chewing upon the user (8 hour workout!)."

Now the robots are even controlling how we eat and chew our food! The robots are infiltrating our society faster than I imagined possible. This has got to stop.

From: We Make Money Not Art

Wooly Mammoths Plan Wooly Comeback

"The first serious possibility that the woolly mammoth, or something like it, could walk on Earth again was raised yesterday by an international team of scientists.

A portion of the genetic code of the mammoth has been reconstructed and, to the surprise of scientists, the team that carried out the feat believes that it will be possible to decode the entire genetic make-up."


All right! I say we go for it! We have wiped out so many different species of animals, I think it's about time we start making new ones to replace them. What do you say science?

Mammoth plan for giant comeback

Stalin's Army Of Mutant Ape-Men

Great, just when I thought I had it all figured out, we have to throw mutant super-ape men soldiers into the mix. I just know that the surviving ape-soldiers are plotting something to get back at us for the way they were treated by the Soviets.

"Soviet dictator Josef Stalin tried to create an invincible army by crossing humans with apes, according to secret documents. The Kremlin chief ordered his scientists to create a mutant species that would be "resilient and resistant to hunger". Archive papers quote him demanding the breed should be of "immense strength but with an underdeveloped brain". Secret laboratories and ape skeletons have been found in the Black Sea town of Suchumi in Georgia, by workmen building a playground for children."

Link to more about Stalin's Army Of Mutant Ape-Men

UFO Near Livonia, Michigan

A strange object was seen in the sky over Livonia, Michigan on December 12, 2005.

"A green light was observed travelling east. The object did not have any blinking or strobbing lights and was flying low. Witness to this event noticed a "spark" of fire ejected from the green light and rapidly moved towards the earth disappearing from sight. No crash or report from local police that a plane may have crash landed in the area. Witness also called 911 and there was no report of a crash."

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny


I have been waiting a long time for this. Behold, Tenacious D's insane new movie "The Pick of Destiny". They have an amazing website! Be sure to check it out.

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny: Official Movie Site

Church Sign Generator

I love those church signs at the side of the road that spout nuggets of wisom. I saw one the other day that made me laugh. It said, "God said it, we believe it, that settles it." This link is to a church sign generator and is just what I have been waiting for! I have seen so many ridiculous church signs around here lately. Now it's my turn!

Church Sign Generator - Make Your Sign

New Purple Mystery Frog

"A new species of frog has been discovered in India. The amphibian is plump, purple, and its ancestors probably lived among dinosaurs 175 million years ago, according to DNA analyses."

For all the species we kill each year through deforestation and toxic chemicals I always enjoy it when we find a new one that we missed.

Purple Frog Pops Up

BMW unveils steam car - Turbosteamer

"The concept uses energy from the exhaust gasses of the traditional Internal Combustion Engine (ICE) to power a steam engine which also contributes power to the automobile."

I, Dr. Fong, will gladly volunteer to drive one of these new steam-cars into the future.

BMW unveils the turbosteamer concept

New Photo Mystery: Braxton Beast

"A startling new camera trap photograph of what appears to be an unknown bipedal creature has been shared by a reader. Taken literally days ago, the West Virginia photograph of the "Braxton Beast" was "captured" in a county with a well-known history of bizarreness."

There are extensive comments on the original blog. I didn't see anyone that was convinced that this is some unknown species. People think this could be anything from a fire to a dog. What do you think? The picture is not really good enough to be able to tell what it is.

I looks like fumble-fingered photoshopping to me...

What Is It? New Photo Mystery: Braxton Beast at Cryptomundo.com

Inside Bohemian Grove!

This is a collection of the best pictures I have ever seen from inside the Bohemian Grove. The giant rock in the middle of the picture above is not real. It is made of plaster and was created as a place to do strange rituals deep in the forest. It is called "the owl" and some people say that bizarre sacrifices take place at its base each year.

COAST TO COAST

Mystery Ocean Glow Confirmed


"Mariners have long told of rare nighttime events in which the ocean glows intensely as far as the eye can see in all directions. Scientists don't have a good handle what's going on. But satellite sensors have now provided the first pictures of a milky sea and given new hope to learning more about the elusive events. The newly released images show a vast region of the Indian Ocean, about the size of Connecticut, glowing three nights in a row. The luminescence was also spotted from a ship in the area."

I love it whenever new phenomenon are discovered. The oceans are a huge place and there are a lot of things out there that still need to be explained. I think this is probably caused by luminous bacteria of some sort. There are some very interesting theories mentioned.

Mystery Ocean Glow Confirmed in Satellite Photos

The Absinthe Museum


Absinthe...the Green Fairy...La Fee Verte....
no other drink has the same romantic history!


Everyone who is interested in the history of the drink Absinthe needs to go check out their collection of Absinthe spoons. These are perfectly slotted to allow the Absinthe to run through the sugar.

The Virtual Absinthe Museum

NASA fakes moon landing again.


"Heroic images or NASA fraud? At last we have the conclusive proof! The image on the left clearly shows the supposed 25,000 of thrust generated by the lunar lander to arrest its descent. Yet in the image on the right, where is the giant crater this would have created? Looks like the complex web of NASA lies is about to unravel!"
nasa fakes moon landing!

Musical Christmas Lights Display

This guy has his Christmas lights going to music. Really cool looking! Make sure to watch the whole thing because there are tons of lights that you don't even notice until the end. It's a four megabyte download but very worth it. Boy, it would sure suck to live next door...

Crazy Lights Movie

Louis Wain - Watch him go gloriously insane!

"Louis Wain was born in London’s Clerkenwell district in 1860. He spent his life doing what he loved: drawing cats. Wain’s early work, while strange to some, is dominated by fanciful imagery of cats dressed in human clothes or engaged in human activity. Considering that much of his work was political cartooning and illustrating for children’s books, the early work seems an adequate representation of his pre-schizophrenic period. Wain continued drawing cats for newspapers and children’s books until he fell victim to schizophrenia in 1917 at the age of 57." You can watch him go gloriously insane through some of his later images. I would be horrified if I ever saw things as he did towards the end.


"During the onset of his disease at 57, Wain continued to paint, draw and sketch cats, but the focus changed from fanciful situations, to focus on the cats themselves."
















"Characteristic changes in the art began to occur, changes common to schizophrenic artists. Jagged lines of bright color began emanating from his feline subjects. The outlines of the cats became severe and spiky, and their outlines persisted well throughout the sketches, as if they were throwing off energy."














"Soon the cats became abstracted, seeming now to be made up of hundreds of small repetitive shapes, coming together in a clashing jangles of color that transform the cat into something resembling an Eastern diety."















"The abstraction continued, the cats now being seen as made up by small repeating patterns, almost fractal in nature. Until finally they ceased to resemble cats at all, and became the ultimate abstraction, an indistinct form made up by near symmetrical repeating patterns."

'New mammal' seen in Borneo woods

"In the dense central forests of Borneo, a conservation group has found what appears to be a new species of mammal. WWF caught two images of the animal, which is bigger than a domestic cat, dark red, and has a long muscular tail."

What a strange and wonderous beast! Now I hear they are trying to capture one. Hopefully they are trying determine what magical properties this animal may have. I bet that tail is good for something...

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | 'New mammal' seen in Borneo woods

Mega-Man Rock Opera from The Protomen


Go learn more about the new Mega-Man Rock Opera by The Protomen. I was very sceptical at first, this being an album based on a Nintendo game. After listening to it for a while I really found myself enjoying it. This link has three of the songs available for download. Give it a listen.

Radio Free Internet » This Is Not a Game.

Cthulhu Plush Slippers - H.P. Lovecraft


Based on H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu stories. The Cthulhu Plush Slippers are made of quality fabric and your feet will never be warmer than when they're tucked cozily inside a cute pair of demons.

Also check out Cthulhu, Deep Ones, Nyarlethotep and Shoggoth Plushies! These are great for Christmas!

Cthulhu Plush Slippers - Toy Vault - H.P. Lovecraft - Clothing at Entertainment Earth

Extremely cute mystery fish found in field


This turquoise fish with black spots and sharp spikes – known as a lumpfish – was found alive in a puddle in the field at Cayton Carr House Farm on Wednesday.

Niki Slight, 19, keeps horses on the farm and was approached by the farmer, who had picked up the exotic species while ploughing the field.

Manager of Falsgrave Pet Stores, Susan White, said: "It must be a baby because it was only 7in long and adults grow to 23in. It is an extremely strange looking fish but I think it's quite cute looking."

News - Scarborough Today

Goooooooo Mummycats!


Ok, there is weird news and then there is WEIRD NEWS.... This one may take the cake! Students at the Cache Valley Learning Center voted Tuesday for the school's first mascot: a Mummycat.

"The idea didn't just come from nowhere. A real, naturally mummified cat sits on a shelf in the 116-year-old building's basement, just a few feet from where it was found in a dark crawl space. About 3 feet long, the cat appears to have died while on its back, looking upward and stretched out. While parts of it seemed to have decayed, others are completely intact, including its whiskers and ears."


KUTV: Logan Students Pick Mummified Cat For Mascot

The New Masked Hoodie


Every thug in the world is going to need one of these new hoodies! These are for people who find themselves robbing liquor stores on a regular basis. I predict that these are going to be HUGE! Very Cool!

Now that I look at it a bit more, he looks more like some sort of Power Ranger.

ANTICON - ONLINE STORE

Giant Worms Impeding Construction


A group of threatened giant Gippsland earthworms, living in the path of a planned road, is being moved.

It is the first time scientists have tried to move an entire colony of the creatures, which can grow up to 1.5 meters long.

Worming out of a problem - National - theage.com.au

Russian squirrel pack kills dog


Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park. Passers-by were reportedly too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute. They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh. A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources.

BBC NEWS | Europe | Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

Tracks of giant scorpion found in Scotland



Tracks made 330 million years ago by a six-legged water scorpion bigger than a human have been found in Scotland.

Martin Whyte, the geologist at the University of Sheffield in northern England who discovered the tracks, said on Wednesday they were left by a scorpion that measured 1.6 metres (5 ft 3 inches) in length and one metre across.

Reuters AlertNet - Tracks of giant scorpion found in Scotland