Dr. Fong's Secret Recipe: Seagull Wine

At least one person has recently asked: what does Dr Fong drink? Well I have decided to give you one of my secret recipes! This week's drink is good for all kinds of ailments and maladies. My secret drink recipe is a little something I like to call Seagull Wine.

1. Put a seagull in a bottle.
2. Fill with water.
3. Let it ferment in the sun.

This is a strong drink and is best served piping hot. Enjoy some with a good friend today!