Shake-Free Version of the Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot Footage

For your viewing pleasure here is a brand new shake-free version of the Patterson-Gimlin bigfoot footage from the 1960s. The original footage is so shaky that it is really hard to get a good look. After all these years it still looks like a man in a furry suit to me. It even walks like a man! You would think that with all the camera phones floating around out there we could get a better clip than just a revamped one from the 1960s. Where are you Bigfoot! Why have you left us in our moment of greatest need!

Shake your ass Bigfoot!

11 Comments:

Osiris said...

You're right. It's some idiot in an ape suit. What the REAL mystery boils down to is how people can actually believe that this is Bigfoot. Bigfoot, the recluse, out for a stroll in broad daylight, turns and sees himself being videotaped and just walks off casually. I'm surprised he didn't wave! That's just RUDE!

Dr. Fong, I want you to make it your new mission in life to find out who this moron in the ape suit is!

Note to those of you living near any wooded areas: if you see something that looks like Bigfoot, shoot it. We need forensic evidence to prove this because shitty video footage ain't gonna cut it! If it turns out to be just some retard in an ape suit, that's ok too. One less idiot in the world can't be a bad thing.....

Dr. Fong said...

Well, I'll look into it but most of the leads are a bit stale after 40 years. I agree with you about shooting Bigfoot... If there are enough of them around to be reported all over the world, there are enough of them to be able to sacrifice one for science!

What do you say rednecks? Blast away at any fury man-shaped objects you see in the woods.

markus said...

are you sure that's not star jones?

Dr. Fong said...

Well, I think you may have cracked it Markus. That does have a stunning resemblence to Star Jones...

R. Matthew Hardin said...

First off let me first say thank you, I've been wanting a stabilized look at this film. However:
I don't know about you guys, but my elbows end at my rib cage, mid-stride. My fingertips, even outstretched, end about 8 inches from my knees, mid-stride. If it's an idiot in an ape suit, the guy that manufactured the suit was a genius effects wizard. Having manufactured numerous bullet wounds, burns, and zombies with little more than liquid latex, paint, and toilet paper, I am well aware of how easy it is to fool a camera and even the human eye.
With transparent mylar, LEDs, a couple of small electric fans, and a couple of hundred cubic feet of helium you can make some tremendous UFOs that would convince even the most skeptical of witnesses. But, to dismiss the Patterson-Gimlin film out of hand as merely a guy in an ape suit is ridiculous. At the very least, it is a guy in a well crafted bigfoot suit.
Having said all of that, I CAN NOT REPRODUCE THIS OUTFIT!!! The only possible explanations wich actually work are 1) This is a well crafted (in 1967 this would be even more difficult than it is today) suit applied to a *deformed human being* 2) It's real.
Wich ever the explanation it is still a beautiful piece of work.

elmo said...

the video is some toothless hick who got a 12 pack for parading around a creek in a cheap monkey suit he probably slaps his knee and lets off a big fart every time it comes on tv

Butter toast said...

Its too real. try walking like that gorillas walk like that for like a couplde of seconds (from what ive seen) but it can walk up strait so it looks evoled take in something else it looks like a man but a man as 3 main pieces of cartlage monkeys have 2 this could be a missing link, or some guy in a gorilla pelt

fat fuk said...

I think bob gimlin was hitting a crack pipe that day if he thinks that inbred hick in the suit is for real

Doctor Fong said...

I'm sorry guys, but in this age of video cell phones and digital sharing, why is this still the best video we have?

If there is something better than this please point it out to me.

Anonymous said...

This film was taken by Patterson and Gimlin in 1967. Patterson died in 1972 and some of Patterson's friends and even sister and brother-in-law have said that Patterson admitted that he would fake bigfoot evidence.

Now take into account that an associate of both Patterson and Gimlin named Bob Heironimus publicly claimed that he was the man inside the fake bigfoot suit. Bob Heironimus has over half a dozen witnesses who saw him with that suit in 1967 AND Bob Heironimus passed 2 lie detector tests.

On the otherhand, Gimlin, has refused to take a lie detector test... Maybe he refuses, since he is too busy suing Patterson's widow over $$$ money rights to the film, getting god-like attention speaking a bigfoot conventions and getting $$$ from interviews and etc.

Hmmm...and the Bigfoot believers actually encourage Gimlin not to take a polygraph and demonize Bob Heironimus for passing both of his polygraph tests saying it was a hoax.

Dr. Fong said...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

snap.