Applications Being Accepted For Tunnel Exploration


Dr. Fong Say:

On a long walk through the forest earlier this week, I discovered this strange tunnel leading into the hillside. It seemed to be unguarded. This dungeon will definitely need to be explored as it may contain treasure or other wonders.

I am currently forming a party for a scouting expedition into this subterranean dungeon. I need someone who can read the strange Dwarvish runes to the left of the tunnel mouth and also has a good understanding of dungeon lore. I also need someone to use as a meat shield in case the tunnel is filled with trolls or gnomes. Others will be considered with an explanation of their various skills.

Please apply in the comments section of this blog.

12 Comments:

Osiris said...

Dr. Fong, I have studied the markings on the wall and I must say I am afraid for your life if you continue this quest. Those are the markings of the Dogman language. A rough translation says "Here lies the vicious northern Michigan Dogman, abandon hope all ye who enter here." I believe it is his winter hibernation den. The only hope you have is to find any other openings, seal them off and toss high explosives into the opening shown in the photo.

Everyone involved in this mission should research the Dogman first so they know what they are up against. There is info all around the internet and a song was written about the Dogman. I have hosted this song in an attempt to educate those thinking about joining Dr. Fong on his quest.

Download the song here http://www.savefile.com/files/9269923

Dr. Fong said...

If your translation is correct we will be needing a demolition expert as well. Are you going to be coming along Osiris?

Osiris said...

What will I be paid? Explosives aren't cheap!

Juan the Chamula said...

Doctor,

As always, I offer you my assistance in this adventure. If this mysterious tunnel truly is the den of the Dogman, this expedition must be extremly well planned and exectued. Anything less than complete coordination and competence could result in one or more of the expedition being eaten alive or worse. Though I can not deny the danger, I feel the reward, gaining a better understanding of the Dogman, is worth the risk.

Alex said...

I'll be the meat shield!!!!

Loozer McLost said...

Not to worry. It's just the dripping hole of some fat chick I was boffin'. And the graffiti is just a Tattoo that says over 1,000,000 served!

Dr. Fong said...

All positions are non-paid. But any treasure, loot, or swag recovered will be split among the group members.

Osiris said...

Ye been warned, nothin' but death awaits ya in there.....

I won't go, but I will provide your expedition with enough explosives to blow the cave and bury the Dogman alive. You MAY get him, but he WILL get you.

Rabbit said...

hey guys i`ve been trying to get ahold fo the dogman song for a fewq days now it is driving me crazy ever sence i heard it coming from the 103.5 station in traverse city so if i can get a download of it instead of buying it from the station could someone email me and tell me my email is kmunz13@yahoo.com

Memphis said...

Dr Fong - I've done much exploring in the course of my duties as world renowned and envied crypt hunter. I think you'll need to get yourself one of those lights that you can strap to your head. The important thing though is to get yourself one with the rainbow coloured straps.

Oh yeah rainbow coloured straps. That'll do it.

Dr. Fong said...

You see! This is just the type of information we need. Rainbow colored straps! I would never have thought of that. You may have saved many lives with your timely information!

Thank You!

Sir BloodWolf said...

I used to live near some of the areas where the dogman prowls, and have encounted the creature before. I can tell you this Fong, even one with your skills stands no chance against it. I survived only because of the unique abilities I possess and the 'similarities' it and I share. You DO NOT know what you are getting into and you SHOULD NOT meddle with this creature or other cano sapiens.