19th Century Vampire Slaying Kit

Dr. Fong Says:
This thing looks pretty lame to me. Look at that cheap little mallet. I wish it came with a huge crucifix knife like the street preacher had in Johnny Mnemonic.

"The box weights 20.1 lbs., length 16.8 inches, width 17 inches, height 7.9 inches;made of linden tree with maroon velvet inside, six compartments. The items enclosed in the box are as followed: one wooden hammer (6.5 inches long), four stakes 6 inches-each) --- the wooden hammer has applied a small holy cross, same as the stakes; the lower side containing: prayer book, crucifix, knife and eight bottles with Pamant (holy soil), Agheazma (holy water), Mir (anointing oil), Tamaie (holy incense), Usturoi (garlic), red serum, blue serum and secret potion. We believe a romanian monk from Transylvania has created this box during the period of 1870-1890."

"The old Prayer Book is old romanian language (chirilica), 19th century-hard covers. There is a mith saying whoever is able to read from this Book, he will be able to win the fight with the dark forces, demons, vampires and other demonic creatures."

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Alex said...

That little box is supposed to kill evil? Let's get real, u crazy 19th century priests!!!

Osiris said...

Dr. Fong, you and your crazy dangerous toys.....

sammy said...

anyone know where to get a cross and stake from?