"Dear, Dr. Fong,
My wife and I just moved into a new house in Massachusetts. Recenly, we have been hearing noises coming from the basement of our old farmhouse. We need your help doctor. We would like to set up a webcam feeding to this blog so that readers here will be able to help us watch for ghosts 24 hours a day. Please help us out.
Mr. & Mrs. Kincade"