WORLD NEWS EXCLUSIVE: ONLY REPORTED ON DR. FONG'S HOUSE OF MYSTERIES!
Many months ago we at Dr. Fongs House of Mysteries reported to you the danger of the hideous Reptile-Humanoid. Some of you accepted the fact, many thought us to be insane. Regardless of what you thought, the Reptile-Humanoid threat has been eliminated.
This public service of terminating the creatures hell-bent on Human Genocide was accomplished slightly ahead of schedule and worked out as near to perfect as could be expected.
The horrendous Reptile-Humanoids were destroyed by a Genetically Engineered Virus that attacked certain portions of their DNA. This resulted in a fairly quick yet painful death, followed by the Reptile-Humanoids dissolving into a thick, green sludge.
That is the good news. We have have uncovered a new threat to humanity, one that I am positive I can overcome for the sake of humanity, but it may take a little time and I'm afraid that human lives will be lost in the meantime.
THE THREAT OF THE DEEP-ONES:
The clear and present danger to humanity now are the Deep-Ones. They are rising from the depths of our oceans at an alarming rate to eat the flesh of the human population. I have obtained several specimens for further study and I am confident that I will be able to manufacture a virus to destroy their kind as well.
More information as it becomes available.