Military Tactics Lesson #1: Trojan Horses

Dr. Fong Says:
You just can't fool those Turks twice.

"Can we just leave this here for the night?"

"What a thing was this, too, which that mighty man [Odysseus] came up with this great plan wrought and endured in the carven horse, wherein all we chiefs of the Argives were sitting, bearing to the Trojans death and fate!"

"But come now, change thy theme, and sing of the building of the horse of wood, which Epeius made with Athena's help, the horse which once Odysseus led up into the citadel as a thing of guile, when he had filled it with the men who sacked Ilium."