Huan find lump of clay in cursed cupboard of the wandering soul with label reading 'homunculus clay'.
What you want homunculus clay for many may ask. I will tell you after perhaps you put Occult Weekly Magazine down... this no library!!!!! You buy magazine if you want to read it so bad!!!
Now back to clay. With homunculus clay I make little person who come to life and do plenty work for Huan. No tell Master Fong so he think that Huan do work work work all day and all night and not watch Men in Trees instead of dusting evil chalice collection.
You want buy evil chalice?
I have to mould small figure and breath life in and then it will obey all Huan requests. This make big difference to what happen now where Huan make request and get beaten over head with broom for my trouble.
Perhaps I go out and get little clothes for homunculus? Maybe visitors of Master Fong give name to homunculus??? What your suggestions?