Our Beloved Blogger Osiris is Missing!

10 Comments:

Dr. Fong said...

This is very troubling news!

Matt said...

I found him. His name is Osiris Abu Ameer AKA Ronald Gibson. He is currently on death row. http://www.ccadp.org/ronaldgibson.htm

Dr. Fong said...

OMG that could be him!

No wonder he quit blogging.

Osiris said...

Nope, not me. Dr. Fong and I have a different view of where the blog should go, so I decided to go.

Nice link though...

Dr. Fong said...

Gee, I took all that time to make a missing person poster and you don't even have the common curtesy to stay missing for more that 6 hours!

...and you don't get the reward for finding yourself!

Osiris said...

With the Money coming to me for the slaughter of Dagon, I will want for nothing.

Matt said...

Blood money, isn't that right, Osiris? I don't think you will ever convince me or people like me that this killing was necessary, especially since it is obvious that your motives are completely mercenary. Who put you up to this? Super wealthy big game hunters that wanted more exciting prey than the homeless minorities in Detroit city? Perverted Asian sensualists that demand only the rarest, most endangered meats to increase their sexual prowess?

I have it on good authority (one Hagbard Celine, an experienced mariner) that Dagon was no threat at all, but responds with violence when its home is invaded.

Osiris said...

I did make a special visit to East London recently, though.

Osiris said...

Dr. Fong and I have parted ways. This was my decision, I have a new blog that wouldn't jive with his. I will still be a customer of his curio shop, though, if I can make it through his security measures...

I would like to take a moment to say goodbye to Matt, I know we haven't seen eye to eye on much, but debating you was a pleasure.

Osiris said...

Blood Money, yes, Matt. I killed for money, but also to save the human race. If you can't appreciate that, well, I can't help you. Where do you think I got the funding for my next mission? Some Hippy- Dippy Sit In or begging on the corner streets of Korea like you. NO! I worked hard, did my jobs, and now I am just a journalist.