Area 51 The Alien Interview Footage

Dr. Fong Says:
I think that this is the best video I have ever seen of an EBE. That being said, there are a couple times on the video when it looks like a puppet.

The video is approximately two minutes and 55 seconds in length. It contains the bold white characters "DNI/27" imposed in the bottom left corner.

A diminutive being that fits the description of that of the Greys is seated at a rectangular table. The subject, which Victor (the voice disguised individual who says he smuggled this tape out of Area 51) says was brought to Area 51 after its craft was shot down in 1989, is situated behind the end of the table farthest from where the video is being shot and is behind a large piece of glass which Victor describes as part of a "bio-containment area" meant to protect the alleged alien from microbes and viruses.

Reflected in the glass is what appears to be two television monitors. The alien's head appears to be covered in bruises and what Morton suggests is a heart monitor can be seen on the table in front of the being.

A person who Victor claims is a military officer attempting to communicate with the alien telepathically can be seen in the left foreground, while a more casually-dressed human figure can alternately be seen entering/leaving the video in the right foreground. The room where the interview is taking place is very dimly lit, so darkness obscures the two and reveals them as nothing more than two unrecognizable shadowy figures. For the same reason, only the creature's head is continuously visible, while brief glimpses of its torso are also shown.

About halfway through the video, the alien becomes visibly distressed and appears to begin suffering from violent spasms and bouts of choking/gagging. The military officer signals for two medics, wearing scrubs and masks, to come to the aid of the convulsing alien. The medics shine a flashlight into its facial orifices, and one begins to wipe foam away from its mouth. At this point the video ends.

Area 51 The Alien Interview Footage Wiki

Gotta go to the shops for more tin foil

Huan Says:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got...

Huan can no talk very long me got to go down to shops and get tin foil before they close cause we got plenty big promotion on today. This Huan idea after watching X-files. Every purchase of charm of Agrothrah you get alien anti read your brain hat. It made of tin foil but shaped very nice by Peking the homunculus. He arm fall off twice while making the fifty or so we already sell but me stick it back on good.

Huan watch X-Files now that kooky Taylor no on OC anymore. Found DvD player out back of shop it say no touch it cursed. I say bah everything in this place cursed. I send Peking out and he no blow up so we watch X-Files.

Me no want metal thing put up nose so Huan get idea for hat. Plenty prepared. No get thing in skull and Huan can watch DvD about abductions now before going to shops cause it late night shopping which I forget.

You see with hat you get tin foil and shape into little triangle and it stop alien scanner so no fry brain or know when you sleep like man on DvD I watching... hang on something it happening on screen... they talking about probes or something??? Maybe I look away and focus on blog writing because I no want to see them put thing in charlie joe's nose and.....



Why they stick probe there???? What wrong with aliens???? What they think they going to find up there??? I tell you what you find you find none of your business that what!

Now Huan he go to shop quickly buy big lot of tin foil. Maybe I pad room with tin foil. Before i go I may wrap head in cling wrap just in case.

The Grand Conjunction of 2007

Dr. Fong Says:
The skys are in upheaval!

Grand Conjunction Advisory!

"A very remarkable planetary/galactic configuration occurs on 23rd and 24 December 2007. The 23/12 configuration — Mars, Earth, Sun, Mercury, Jupiter, Galactic Centre."

"It becomes even more remarkable in that it will be accompanied by the Full Moon (conjunct mars) at about 2 a.m. on December 24 when a simultaneous Venus square Neptune occurs."

"It is even more remarkable in that the Pluto/Sun conjunction appears exactly on the Winter Solstice, just past conjunction with the Galactic Centre." Wiki

Watch for these signs:

  1. Cats and dogs run wild fleeing the "galactic rays".
  2. Earth's magnetic pole switches, throwing most of us into space.
  3. Increased activity in the dark wizard community.
  4. Cthulhu cultists will also be very active as this is certainly the time they have been waiting for.

It was I who made Britney Spears go MAD!

Medico Says:
I also gave Paris Hilton the Herpes, but thats another story...

I'm sure you have noticed lately just how CRAZY Britney Spears has become. Some people believe it is a cry for help, others believe it is a publicity stunt to revive her broken down, lousy career. Until now, only I knew the deep, dark truth.

I have put a POX on Britney Spears that has caused her madness. I never liked the foul succubus, but lately her narcissism has angered me to the point of using my Powers of Necromancy against her.

I will reverse the POX on one condition. Britney promises to retire with all her millions of dollars and her bastard children and buy a cottage in the mountains where she will never be heard from again. If she does not the POX will continue to get worse until she is finally driven to suicide.

Think about it Britney, do all of us a favor and accept your exile.

McKenna’s Collection of Archaic and Occult Texts Destroyed in Fire

Juan the Chamula Asks:"Is it better to burn out than to fade away?"

Terence McKenna, psychedelic shaman, vagabond and philosopher, was a complex visionary that could within the framework of one conversation move from discussing DMT trips to Babylonian fertility rituals to Media Theory without blinking an eye. If one were forced to describe Terrence with one word, that word would have to be “eclectic.” Terence’s teachings and philosophy were developed from multiple and often seemingly contradictory influences and sources.

Perhaps nothing better illustrated Terence’s multidimensional world view than his collection of several thousand ancient and obscure texts. Terence, a bibliophile from the start, collected many of his most prized volumes while traveling in India. Near the end of his life, Terence built a special room on the top floor of his house on Hawaii’s big island just to house his extensive collection. Unfortunately, like Terence, this collection is no more.

On February 7th, a massive fire that started in a Monterey Quizno’s sub shop spread to the storage facility where the collection was being stored. The fire destroyed the entire archive including many of Terence’s personal writings and journals. The loss of this collection is devastating not only to Terence’s many fans, friends and followers, but also to the greater academic community that had been eager to study Terence’s many one of a kind manuscripts.

Though both Terence and his collection of texts are now gone, his message of freedom, novelty and psychedelic exploration remains.

Frankfort, Michigan's Miracle Spring Water

Dr. Fong Says:
How you think I live so long?

In the tiny town of Frankfort, Michigan there is a place where invigorating spring water flows up from the ground. This water has always known for its restorative qualities and unique smell.

The last time I was in Frankfort I secretly bottled some of this amazing restorative water. The locals of Frankfort don't like people "stealing" their miracle water so one has to be discrete.

I am now offering sample 8 oz bottles of this amazing water for sale here on Dr. Fong's House of Mysteries. There is a very limited supply. If you want more you have to steal it yourself. Please read our disclaimer before purchasing.

Frankfort, Michigan's Miracle Spring Water

Magically Charged Protection Amulet

Medico Says:
Protect yourself from evil.

I am offering for sale a Magically Charged Protection Amulet. The Amulet has been in my family for years and we have pooled our Necromancy skills to place an extremely powerful protection charge on it.

I personally used my Necromancy skills and serious herbcraft to charge this item. It offers protection against Ghouls, Ghosts, Poltergeists, Werewolves/ Dogmen and certain Vampires.

This is just the first of many items/ services I will be offering Dr. Fong's Blog of Mysteries readers. The price for this item is $50.

I will continue to work with Dr. Fong in order to come up with a complete list and I will also take requests. If a certain entity is becoming a problem, I should be able to take care of that for you.

Cthulhu Shatters Your Mind!

Dr. Fong Says:
I'm gibbering mad!

Warning: Some parts of this video are... disturbing.
Watch with care.

Whoa! It's like they took H.P. Lovecraft's entire Cthulhu Mythos, condensed it down to 10 minutes, added heavy metal music and slammed it into the side of my head.

This video has a powerful Lovecraftian feel to it. It starts as a brooding horror and as the music builds reality gives way to utter madness.

I started to get queasy at about the halfway point and by 3/4 through I could feel my mind twisting. It was uncomfortably close to snapping. I pushed on to the end! Now I am sure to have horrible nightmares. I hope that there is no permanent damage.

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Demonic Bat Sex Crimes on the Rise in Tanzania

Dr. Fong Says:
Convenient that this creature shows up just in time to take the blame for these rapes.

Screams and howls pierce the Tanzanian night. A monster that locals are afraid to talk about has been attacking and raping young girls.

Attacks are being blamed on a
Tanzanian demon called "Popo Bawa" meaning winged bat demon.

Sheikh Yahya Hussein, a prominent astrologer in Tanzania, claims that the demon is a spirit that is unleashed by witches to torment their opponents.

People are scared. Some are arming themselves to the teeth, others are smearing themselves with pig's oil, believing this repels attacks.

BBC Article

The Upcoming Chimpanzee Rebellion

Medico Says:
Kill First, ask questions later!

"Chimpanzees hunt using spears"

Chimps sharpened the spears with their teeth.

Chimpanzees in Senegal have been observed making and using wooden spears to hunt other primates, according to a study in the journal Current Biology. "

I have been warning people on street corners for YEARS about this! The Chimps are evolving! Chimpanzees already have the strength of 10 men. How would you like to face down an angry pack of them in a dark alley, all armed with spears and stabbing you to death to steal your cigarettes?!

So you "hunt other primates", eh chimps? Well, guess what: HUMANS ARE PRIMATES! These damn dirty apes are forming an army of heavily armed soldiers with one objective; to destroy all humans.

This is a serious threat to all mankind and I here and now declare that I will not fall victim to the relentless attacks of the Chimpanzees. I am now in the process of raising from the dead the best Chimp hunters to ever walk the Earth. With my Necromancy skills and your willingness to kill any Chimpanzee acting in an aggressive fashion, we are sure to win this war for survival!

The Chimps are Getting Smarter!

Unidentified Submerged Object (USO)

Dr. Fong Says:
It was obviously the planet Venus.. crashing into Lake Michigan.

I just heard an amazing story from the father of a friend of mine. He claims that about 20 years ago he was sitting in his car overlooking Lake Michigan when he saw something that he still can't explain.

He was at a popular overlook in Elberta, Michigan and had just finished watching the sun set. The sky was growing dark and most of the other cars had already left.

In the southwestern sky over the lake he spotted a bright green light well above the horizon. It looked like the light was very far away and slowly moving to the north.

He watched the light move for a few minutes as the sky grew dark. Then the light flashed off and on a few times and when it came back on it seemed to be getting brighter.

It was coming towards the shore and it was moving very fast. Then it slowed down and plunged right into the water of Lake Michigan. He could see the light zip away once it was submerged.

Once it had disappeared he jumped out of his truck and went over to the one car that was still parking there. Inside was an elderly man and his wife and they were obviously as confused about what had just happened as he was.

He swears that this is a true story and I don't think he would make it up. So what was it? Strange Meteor? Alien Craft? Secret Government Project? We may never know.

Unidentified Submerged Object Wiki

100 Dr. Fong's House of Mysteries Magnets!

Dr. Fong Says:
Stick them places?

They arrived in the mail today; 100 shining, beautiful Dr. Fong's House of Mysteries magnets. What am I going to do with them? Who the hell knows!

I bought them from my store on Cafepress. They were paid for with profits made from my store and it felt good knowing that I was investing in the future of Dr. Fong's House of Mysteries. A future that will now contain... magnets.

Not just any magnets either. Measuring 2.5 inches across and coated with a UV protective film they are largely unstoppable and highly affixable.

People have been really supportive of this site lately. I want to thank everyone that made this dream of magnets a reality.

Now I need your help:
What do I do with 100 magnets?

My Unholy Love for Big League Chew

Medico Says:
Try some Big League Chew!

Hey there folks!

Medico Nisaba: Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy here. If you are anything like me, you may be wondering: What ever happened to Big League Chew?

Well, I recently found some in a backwoods gas station, and you CAN still order it over the internet, so Big League Chew has not died!!!

Big League Chew was my favourite chewing gum as a young Necromancer, and I am thrilled to have re-discovered it.

I recommend Big League Chew to all of you, it is hands down the BEST gum ever created.

Find some, chew and enjoy.

Allow Me to Introduce Myself

Medico Says:
I look forward to serving you.

Greetings. I am Medico Nisaba- Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy. Dr. Fong has allowed me to write on his blog from time to time as a reporter of the strange and unusual and has also given me permission to offer my services as a Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy.

As a Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy, I practice barbarous and horrible rites in order to bring the dead back to life and to trap their immortal souls. I draw my powers of Infernal Necromancy from the torments of the damned, and to date have resurrected over 10,000 soulless bodies.

This is simply an introductory blog, in the near future I will be offering certain Necromancy related services and of course blogging on topics that I find interesting.

It is an honor to be here at Dr. Fong's Blog of Mysteries, and as soon as Dr. Fong and I have more time to discuss what services/items I am allowed to offer through his Curio Shop of Mysteries I will release an Infernal list.

I look forward to serving you.

Mountain Lions in Northern Michigan

Dr. Fong Says:
Follow my advice and you just may live to see tomorrow.

Mountain Lions have been spotted in Northern Michigan with more frequency in the last few years. I know a number of people who have had first hand encounters with these fierce beasts.

It is important that you know what you should do when encountering a Michigan mountain lion or other dangerous big cat.
  1. Don't Run!
  2. Stare It Down - crush it with the force of your will!
  3. Make horrible screeching noises at it. It may think you are a bigfoot, the natural enemy of the mountain lion, and leave you alone.
  4. Use Projectile Weapons - A well aimed magic missile or a shotgun work well.
  5. If Attacked Fight Back - Unleash torrents of curses and knife thrusts! Bite it! Punch its naughty bits!

The Great Race of Yith

Dr. Fong Says:
They make my mind implode.

"The Great Race of Yith are beings of enormous intellectual and psychic powers that once dwelt on the dying world of Yith."

"They escaped the destruction of their home planet by transferring their minds to the bodies of a species native to the Earth in the far distant past."

"They lived on this planet for 200 million years or so, in fierce competition with the flying polyps, until this enemy finally destroyed their civilization near the close of the Cretaceous era (about 65 million years ago)."

"In the bodies they inhabited on the Earth, they were tall and cone-shaped, rising to a point with four strange appendages – two terminating in claws, a third in a "trumpet", and the fourth, a yellow globe which functioned as a sensory organ."

"The unique ability of this scientifically-advanced race was to travel through time by swapping minds with creatures of another era. This allowed them to satisfy their interest in human culture, science, and occult beliefs."

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2007: the year of the DOGMAN

Dr. Fong Says:
I believe the Dogman to be demonic in nature due to its close affinity with the number 7.

In Northern Michigan 2007 is the Year of the Dogman. In July (the 7th month) of this year the Dogman will stalk the land once more.

The Dogman returns every 10 years in the 7th year of the decade to search for bloody sacrifices and scare the hell out of everyone.

The Dogman seems to be bound to the number 7 for some reason. If that is true imagine how his powers will have grown by
7/7/07. He will surely kill again!

So lock your windows and doors and keep your beloved children inside. Lest they become victims of this foul and murderous creature.

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Dr. Fong's House of Mysteries - Sideshow

Dr. Fong Says:
Suckers are now being born at a rate of 75 per minute.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up. Prepare to me amazed and dumbfounded. Pay your nickel and come right inside.

You never know what you are going to see when your enter the new Sideshow section of Dr. Fong's House of Mysteries.

I have collected these strange and sometimes macabre images from all over the world and web in order to shock your mind to its very core.

Come Inside...

Wii are Victorious!

Dr. Fong Says:
Wii want to play!

Continued... My quest for Nintendo Wii took the better part of a month. It cost me most of my heart containers and quite a few rupees, but I finally have it, my precious, my Nintendo Wii.

I was discouraged a number of times during my long quest but I made up my mind that I could not give up. I searched everywhere! I got a break after hearing a rumor that there were going to be a few sold early in the morning on the following Saturday.

I only had a few short days to get ready.

By 6 o'clock Saturday morning the temperature had dropped to -7ºF but I was not discouraged. I knew that the cold outside meant that less people would have the guts to wait outside in front of the store.

Across the Traverse City Tundra I rode facing blowing snow and random monster attacks.

I encountered a number of tricksters along the way trying to dissuade me with their lies. Some said that the Nintendo Wii was for kids and that I would be disappointed. One, particularly goblinesque man, told me that the Wiis at this sale did not come with the nunchuck controller and that it would have to be quested for separately. I knew that they just wanted the Nintendo Wiis for themselves!

I finally had it in my hands. It was mine!

The Wii is a thing of beauty and wonder before I even try the first game. Instantly it searches my house for a WiFi signal and connects to the Internet. In seconds I have news and weather at my fingertips.

Not to mention the web browser. Though it is in beta right now; it is pretty impressive. I have been using it to watch YouTube videos from the living room. What a concept!

As for the games; Wii Sports is instant fun right out of the box, but after a few days I picked up Warioware Smoothmoves and Zelda Twilight Princess (and you wonder why I haven't been blogging).

New Items at the Dr. Fong Store

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Any money made from the store is used to promote Dr. Fong's House of Mysteries. The next chunk of money we make from the store will be used to buy 100 magnets. I am going to stick them all over the place during my travels and give prizes to the people who find them.

A Dangerous New Craze: Cat Spanking

Dr. Fong Says:
It could be happening right next door!

A dangerous new craze is sweeping the nation. It's called "Cat Spanking" and it is seriously wrong and disturbing.

The first question I had when I saw this video was, how did they find out that this cat enjoyed being spanked?

I mean, it must have started out a little... weird.

Anyway, don't even think about trying cat spanking or you will go blind.

UFOs over Islington

Dr. Fong Says:

"Dozens of mysterious lights were spotted hovering in the sky above Archway - spreading panic among residents below.

Unidentified flying orange objects stopped traffic and left residents staring skyward in disbelief at around 5.30pm on Thursday."

"There were a group of them - 10 to 15 of them moving together. My first impression was that they reminded me of a squadron of aeroplanes in formation. But they didn't have a proper formation and they were all moving at the same speed."

"I thought for a while that something was happening in the centre of London. Bombs and planes crossed my mind. But I realised very quickly that they didn't look like any aircraft I'd seen before."

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