2007: the year of the DOGMAN

Dr. Fong Says:
I believe the Dogman to be demonic in nature due to its close affinity with the number 7.


In Northern Michigan 2007 is the Year of the Dogman. In July (the 7th month) of this year the Dogman will stalk the land once more.

The Dogman returns every 10 years in the 7th year of the decade to search for bloody sacrifices and scare the hell out of everyone.

The Dogman seems to be bound to the number 7 for some reason. If that is true imagine how his powers will have grown by
7/7/07. He will surely kill again!

So lock your windows and doors and keep your beloved children inside. Lest they become victims of this foul and murderous creature.

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7 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I have heard that the Dogman smells strongly of rotting flesh. Has anyone experienced this?

Medico Nisaba- Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy said...

Outrageous!!

The "Dogman" is nothing more than an extinct ape-like creature that has been brought BACK FROM THE DEAD! Obviously, the party responsible for bringing it back was killed on the 7th year of its new life. Now it has no supervision and it seems to be lashing out.

Doctor Fong said...

Undead Bigfoot?
Is that what your saying?

Medico Nisaba-Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy said...

Well, I suppose you could put it that way.

It appears a powerful Necromancer awoke this beast you speak of and now only powerful Necromancy can put it back in its rightful place.

DonkeyBlog said...

I'm getting the popcorn ready for the big visit in 70 years time! Woo hoo!

Doctor Fong said...

omg 7/7/77
terrifying

Anonymous said...

I know this is VERY late to comment, seeing as the next appearance is scheduled 9 years from now, but the number seven isn't a demonic number. It's a highly HOLY number. 6 is the demonic number. Read Revelations and you'll see what I'm getting at.