The Grand Conjunction of 2007

Dr. Fong Says:
The skys are in upheaval!

Grand Conjunction Advisory!

"A very remarkable planetary/galactic configuration occurs on 23rd and 24 December 2007. The 23/12 configuration — Mars, Earth, Sun, Mercury, Jupiter, Galactic Centre."

"It becomes even more remarkable in that it will be accompanied by the Full Moon (conjunct mars) at about 2 a.m. on December 24 when a simultaneous Venus square Neptune occurs."

"It is even more remarkable in that the Pluto/Sun conjunction appears exactly on the Winter Solstice, just past conjunction with the Galactic Centre." Wiki

Watch for these signs:

  1. Cats and dogs run wild fleeing the "galactic rays".
  2. Earth's magnetic pole switches, throwing most of us into space.
  3. Increased activity in the dark wizard community.
  4. Cthulhu cultists will also be very active as this is certainly the time they have been waiting for.


Medico Nisaba-Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy said...

As a Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy, I know a bit about the Dark Wizard Community. I think this whole Grand Conjunction is over-hyped. Sure a few people will go missing because the Dark Wizards need human sacrifices, but all in all things will be pretty much normal.

Huan the Shop Boy said...

I blame the cancellation of OC on this. *shudders*