I'm sure you have noticed lately just how CRAZY Britney Spears has become. Some people believe it is a cry for help, others believe it is a publicity stunt to revive her broken down, lousy career. Until now, only I knew the deep, dark truth.
I have put a POX on Britney Spears that has caused her madness. I never liked the foul succubus, but lately her narcissism has angered me to the point of using my Powers of Necromancy against her.
I will reverse the POX on one condition. Britney promises to retire with all her millions of dollars and her bastard children and buy a cottage in the mountains where she will never be heard from again. If she does not the POX will continue to get worse until she is finally driven to suicide.
Think about it Britney, do all of us a favor and accept your exile.