"Chimpanzees hunt using spears"
Chimps sharpened the spears with their teeth.
Chimpanzees in Senegal have been observed making and using wooden spears to hunt other primates, according to a study in the journal Current Biology. "
I have been warning people on street corners for YEARS about this! The Chimps are evolving! Chimpanzees already have the strength of 10 men. How would you like to face down an angry pack of them in a dark alley, all armed with spears and stabbing you to death to steal your cigarettes?!
So you "hunt other primates", eh chimps? Well, guess what: HUMANS ARE PRIMATES! These damn dirty apes are forming an army of heavily armed soldiers with one objective; to destroy all humans.
This is a serious threat to all mankind and I here and now declare that I will not fall victim to the relentless attacks of the Chimpanzees. I am now in the process of raising from the dead the best Chimp hunters to ever walk the Earth. With my Necromancy skills and your willingness to kill any Chimpanzee acting in an aggressive fashion, we are sure to win this war for survival!
The Chimps are Getting Smarter!