Whoa! Weird things have been happening to me lately. Even the magic of Medico Nisaba-Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy may not be able to save me.
For example, I had an hour of time just disappear last night. It was all very confusing. One minute it was 11:58 pm and I was getting up to pee. When I came back it was 1:00 am!
What is going on?
I have two possible theories about what might have happened to cause this hour to simply vanish.
1. Aliens - People who are abducted by aliens always mention missing time.
2. Chronic Universe Failure - The spacetime continuum as we know it is breaking down. Time may cease to function at any moment.