New Orleans Seized By Fish-People

Dr. Fong Says:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtaga.


When the floodwaters finally began to subside following hurricane Katrina, the human residents of New Orleans were shocked to discover hundreds of fish-people living amongst them.

The fish-people are also know as the Deep Ones. They are said to be waiting for "the stars to be right" so they can resurrect their dead god Cthulhu who sleeps beneath the sea.


The blue areas on this map show the infested parts of town. The monsters have taken up residence in many of the abandoned and mouldering buildings near the waterfront.


I know times are tough but you are advised not to make deals with the fish-people especially for gold from the sea. It may seem like a good idea and a fast track away from your FEMA trailer but it's not worth it. These creatures cannot be trusted to keep their word and will sacrifice you to Cthulhu at their first chance.

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12 Comments:

Medico Nisaba-Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy said...

Ahhhhhhh, the mysterious deep-ones. I have heard about them.

JaneDoughnut said...

I probably shouldn't have laughed at this, but I couldn't help it.

Medico Nisaba-Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy said...

You probably shouldn't, the deep-ones are serious business if what Dr. Fong has told me of the deep-ones and Cthulhu is true...

Dr. Fong said...

What can we do to aid the people of New Orleans?

Medico Nisaba-Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy said...

Nothing, they are doomed.

Art said...

I think we can do plenty to help the people of N.O., fish people or not, and we ought to be prepared to help the victims of future disasters given the fabulous response by our lovely government!

Medico Nisaba-Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy said...

Nothing we can do now but bomb the entire area and hope all the deep-ones are killed.

Haunted TUNA said...

Is that an actual statue?

???

Dr. Fong said...

I assume you are talking about the picture above.
It is an actual fish-person. Or possibly, a fish-person wearing a rubber fish-person mask. One never knows.

Director J. Burkhart said...

With such evidently pearly white and presumably dagger sharp teeth within the creatures maw it would seem that the cult of Cthulhu has one hell of a dental plan for it's members...

Haunted TUNA said...

hmm.. looking very ...weird.

Medico Nisaba-Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy said...

I only see this getting worse in the future...