Priests to cleanse site after Bush visit

Dr. Fong Says:
Wizards: Your Country Needs You!


"Mayan priests will purify a sacred archaeological site to eliminate "bad spirits" after President Bush visits next week, an official said Thursday."

"That a person like (Bush), with the persecution of our migrant brothers in the United States, with the wars he has provoked, is going to walk in our sacred lands, is an offense for the Mayan people and their culture.
" - Source

If George Bush was only there for a few days and people are worried about purifying the land of his taint, then what does that say about the condition of the United States?

If we are ever going to get this place cleaned up we better get started now. So this is a call for wizards, witches, warlocks, sorcerers, necromancers, prognosticators and telekinitions to begin a cleansing ritual for out poor sickened country.

For the advanced practitioner cleansing rituals can be insanely complex, but even amateurs can help in this ritual. If you are a novice the best way you can help is by burning sage in your home or by not voting Republican.

3 Comments:

Medico Nisaba-Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy said...

haha

Don't vote Democrat either, break the backs of the two horrible political parties!

I Promise, as an Infernal Necromancer, I will not bring either back to life.

Huan the Shop Boy said...

Oh no me no want THAT cleaning job

Medico Nisaba-Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy said...

Don't worry, Huan, the cleansing will not work. The Mayan priests have almost NO power, certainly not enough to clean up after Bush. They are a people who will vanish from the earth soon, so their silly cleansing will only sap their little remaining power.