Top 10 Funny Keywords #1

Dr. Fong Says:
Even though you frighten me, I hope you found what you where looking for.

Due to the strange subject matter we often cover here at Dr. Fong's House of Mysteries people find us using some pretty strange searches on Google.

Our Top 10 Funny Searches
Or what kind of sickos come to this blog anyway?

1. "blueprint to make a wicked bong" - industrious stoners
2. "spanking castle romania" - Romanian perverts
3. "dangerous house cats" - the paranoid
4. "dinosaur sex" - aspiring dinophiles
5. "cthulhu worship" - dangerous cultists
6. "man shitting video" - no comment
7. "curios rare mexican fish" - curio collectors
8. "screaming naughty children" - bad parents
9. "occult toys" - more bad parents
10. "cheap pain pills" - junkies

PS - Dr. Fong's House of Mysteries does not necessarily have any information pertaining to the above topics. They are just funny searches that happened to bring up our pages.

1 Comment:

Medico Nisaba-Practitioner of Infernal Necromancy said...

"man shitting video"

That was you searching, Dr. Fong, admit it.