Giant mushrooms signal my coming!

Mr. Myco Says:
Beware my fungal minions!


"A more than 20-kilo (41-lb) mushroom has been picked in a forest in Mexico's southernmost state of Chiapas, university officials said Tuesday. The white mushroom, macrocybe titans, measured a towering 70 cm (27 in) tall, was found near Tapachula, near the Guatemalan border, according to the Southern Border University Center."

Is it radiation? Natural biology? Mutation? For your own sake I wouldn't write it off as such. The growth of these colossal shrooms is nothing short of a testament to the immanence of my coming. My advice is to watch carefully your back yard, the local soccer field, the farm; any grassy place or wooded area is a potential breeding ground for these minions of decay. And do not be fooled, though few caps have surfaced my mycelium network runs vast and deep!

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11 Comments:

Tony said...

Dude, you're scaring me. I just went out into the yard and found shrooms all over the place and had a grand ol' time stomping them to slippery slimy pulp. Take that, you invading sentient fungi. Oh, don't even hint that the spores were spread in the blindness of my mindless mushroom massacre. I was sure to scrape up their pulverized corpses and doused them in lighter fluid. I danced around the flames and the sweat flowed from me as I screamed ancient anti-interstellar spore curses.

The Raven's Barrow said...

That's alot of magic mushroom!

Psilocybe cubensis said...

*yawn*

You're boring.

Psilocybe cubensis said...

BTW, 20 kilograms = a little over 44 U.S. Pounds...

Medico Nisaba said...

I think reptile-humanoids pose a greater threat...

Dr. Fong, we need more reptile-humanoid post here!

What happened to you? you used to be pro-active in warning the public about the reptile-humanoid threat!

Dr. Fong said...

I haven't heard much on the reptile-humanoid front lately. They are staying quiet.

Medico Nisaba said...

Exactly why you should expand your efforts in regards to outing them!

Osiris said...

It is obvious to me and anyone else with half a brain who has followed the progress of this blog over the years that Dr. Fong has been gotten to. The Reptile-Humanoid threat that was the most popular subject on this blog in the past has been abandoned. Sadly, I must declare that Dr. Fong is now an agent of the Reptile-Humanoids and therefore cannot be trusted.

Rand said...

The hidden message in this post is that the giant mushrooms are food for the Reptile-Humanoids, or at least a side dish.

I mean look at it, a human doesn't have the stamina to eat that but a Reptile-Humanoid would.

Tony said...

And Dr. Fong's obsession with giant mushrooms means he may well have been assimilated by the Reptilian-Humanoid overlords!

Narasha said...

See the series 'Planet Earth'.
There is a fungi to keep each of the most spread insects in place. Why wouldn't that apply to us?
We are the worst spread insect(cancer) of them all!