An Offer from the Gray Race

Mi-Ra Tertius emissary of the Gray Race Says:
This sure is a nice planet you have here.


Greetings Humankind,

I am Mi-Ra Tertius, official emissary from the Gray Race to Humankind. I come with a message of peace and prosperity for humanity. We
extend our hands to you in galactic brotherhood.

The Gray Race bring you the knowledge and science of a thousand races. We bring you an end to hunger, disease, and death.

We will share our knowledge of faster than light travel with you. This will allow you to explore your Universe and will help relieve the wanderlust that most of you have been feeling.

We will also help you save this planet, which you have been grinding into garbage for the last 150 years. But we are not here to judge you. We are here to help you.

7 Comments:

Marvin The Magnificent said...

Greetings,

Can we have Elvis back now?

Marvin The Magnificent

Robert Rouse said...

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Dr. Fong said...

1. Elvis is dead. He was killed by the Reptile-Humanoids in 1994.

2. Thanks for recommending the House of Mysteries. We have many strange and wonderful things to share with your readers.

Elvis said...

I'm not dead!

Tupac said...

Elvis get back here.......we are supposed to be in hiding.

Stan The Chosen One said...

Greetings Mi-Ra! Of course by bring an end to Death you mean very long life! Because we all must pass on to the other side some time...

Anonymous said...

*feels like screaming like a little girl for some reason..* Please do that for the animals too.. I just saw a albino pidgeon get run over and snap it's neck...