I am Mi-Ra Tertius, official emissary from the Gray Race to Humankind. I come with a message of peace and prosperity for humanity. We extend our hands to you in galactic brotherhood.
The Gray Race bring you the knowledge and science of a thousand races. We bring you an end to hunger, disease, and death.
We will share our knowledge of faster than light travel with you. This will allow you to explore your Universe and will help relieve the wanderlust that most of you have been feeling.
We will also help you save this planet, which you have been grinding into garbage for the last 150 years. But we are not here to judge you. We are here to help you.