Let’s Be Allies

Stan the Chosen One Says:
Teamwork is essential. Then the enemy has other people to shoot at.

Hello, I’m Stan the Chosen One and I have had a chilling realization. What if the Reptilian-Humanoids, the Old Ones and the Deep Ones have joined forces? We will be destroyed from the sea, the land and the air!

Unless we ally too… Now we have choices on whom to be friends with, but remember: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose! So we must be firm on the terms of the treaty but the terms can’t be too controlling of the race.

So who will we ally with? Now I think the Greys will have our backs and take care of the Reptoids. To take care of the Old Ones I think we can count on the Flying Polyps! I think I speak for all when I say that humanity can take care of the Deep Ones by investigating every Masonic order in our cities. We shall make them tell us the secrets and eliminate the Esortic Order of Dagon.

If you have more suggestions on who should be our allies please comment.


Anonymous said...

The gnomes are trying to contact us right now, but we are ignoring their petitions!

Stan The Chosen One said...

Right!!! Let's Not Forget Them!!!